Sunday, October 24, 2010

I Disapprove of: THE LYSOL NO-TOUCH HAND SOAP DESPENCER


This is not only a waste of money, time, effort, batteries and technology... its completely pointless.
The product is advertised as a method to avoid germ covered soap pumps in kitchens, bathroom, whatever, so they created an at home soap pump with a fucking motion sensor... has anyone else thought about the fact that your touching a soap pump with soiled hands in the first place? and your only touching that soap pump before washing your hands and never after?! ...your scared of getting germs on your hands when your literally about to wash them with anti-bacterial soap that's going to kill everything that could be of any hard on your skin.... If your thought process is so stunted and simple that you saw this advertised and actually went out and bought it.... then I hope die due to E.coli poisoning... you fucking paranoid, consumer-whore, shit rat.
filthy, filthy love and kisses.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I Disapprove of: WEARING PAJAMA PANTS IN PUBLIC


All I have to say to the people that do this is REALLY? are you really THAT lazy? If you responded with "yes", "its just really comfy" ,etc.... then I hope you drop dead. Absolutely unacceptable. DISAPPROVE.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

I Disapprove of: CASUAL MORONS


I don't mean to sound like a pretentious twank-hole, but I do.
I find nothing more insulting to what I do as a passion and hopefully a career than when I'm casually talking to someone and the topic of art comes up. First of all, going to art college, I talk about art enough, but what's even worse is when it's some moron who knows dick-all about what their talking about and still tries to fool me into thinking their knowledgeable in something I've spent most of my life studying. REALLY DUDE? Your really going to try to pull that on me? I call shenanigans, everyone run home and get your brooms! But, really what the fuck do you think you're going to accomplish? What's even worse is the generic answer "Oh, I love Andy Warhol, so creative, don't you love Andy Warhol?" ....No. No I don't. Warhol is the dumb-ass "art enthusiasts" go to guy.
"So, what exactly do you like in terms of art?"
"oh, um, Andy Warhol."
"Wow, you know, instead of talking to a complete moron like yourself, I could be at home doing something far more productive, like fucking myself. bye."

P.S.- Couldn't find a image that related to this... sooo... here are vulgar ant-eaters in sweaters.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Thursday, August 26, 2010

I Disapprove of: BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC


first of all, I don't like most babies or children, second of all, I'm not a huge fan of other peoples tits.
sooo when I'm in a coffee shop drinking a dairy based beverage of some kind, the last thing I want to see is feeding time at the public drinking fountain your call your breasts. barferiffic.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

I Disapprove of: FISH


This suddenly occurred to me the other day, I HATE FISH IN ALL FORMS. yes, I am anti-fish... is that so wrong? I love to swim, but when I think about the possibility of one of these slimy son'ova'whore's brushing up the side of my leg, or gumming at me with their creeping flat. gaping mouthy things, it sends chills down my spine.
I don't like aquariums either, all those creepy sucky, puffy, wriggly, creepy bastards swimming around, having no idea where they are or what they're doing... just being slimy and creepy....ew. I really don't see the appeal in keeping these animals as pets, you can't touch them, you can't play with them, their boring and require waaaay more work than reward... if there is any kind of reward.
I hate fish.
Maybe this is why Ive always avoided the fish market area of the grocery store, because the thought of putting one of those things in my mouth triggers my gag reflex, needless to say you'll probably never find me in a Red Lobster.... not to mention the smell.... there is NOTHING worse than walking past a sushi restaurant on garbage night, I would rather smell armpits.
so in closing, I hate fish, as for all of you sea food lovers, I don't understand you at all... and never will... ever.


kissy, kissy, licky, licky, sucky, sucky, love you long time.
-Charlotte