I Disapprove of: PEOPLE THAT USE SHOPPING BAGS FROM FANCY STORES FOR OTHER THINGS SO PEOPLE SEE WHERE THEY SHOP.

I remember when I was in middle school the popular girls (why were they even popular?!) would bring their lunches to school in Abercrombie and Fitch or Victoria's Secret bags, just so they could be all like "oooh emm gee, I have little mosquito bite boobies so I wear bras now". I realize that this was just a step on their staircase to slut-fuckery, but I've recently noticed that this trend has never really stopped. Obviously, if you went shopping and your on your way home or had to go to work straight after I understand, but if your lugging around a clearly worn Saks 5th ave paper bag or some bullshit from Macy's then, bitch, we got a problem. Its ridiculous how many times I get on the street car and some bitch... or even men, are carrying their laptop in their Holt Renfrew bag so people think they regularly shop there... NEWS FLASH: no one could give any less of a fuck where you shop, especially when they're on their way to work or where ever it is that they happen to be going. So stop it! Its really fucking pathetic, you might as well strip naked, tie a big red ribbon around your dirty bits and run around yelling "look at me! I'm a total attention whore!" In fact, I think I'd prefer that.

I Disapprove of: THE LYSOL NO-TOUCH HAND SOAP DESPENCER

This is not only a waste of money, time, effort, batteries and technology... its completely pointless.
The product is advertised as a method to avoid germ covered soap pumps in kitchens, bathroom, whatever, so they created an at home soap pump with a fucking motion sensor... has anyone else thought about the fact that your touching a soap pump with soiled hands in the first place? and your only touching that soap pump before washing your hands and never after?! ...your scared of getting germs on your hands when your literally about to wash them with anti-bacterial soap that's going to kill everything that could be of any hard on your skin.... If your thought process is so stunted and simple that you saw this advertised and actually went out and bought it.... then I hope die due to E.coli poisoning... you fucking paranoid, consumer-whore, shit rat.
filthy, filthy love and kisses.

BITCHES WHO THANK THEY'LL ALL BETTER THAN ME AND STUFFFFF.

I WILL CUT YOU UP.









... yes.... I am drunk.

I Disapprove of: WEARING PAJAMA PANTS IN PUBLIC

All I have to say to the people that do this is REALLY? are you really THAT lazy? If you responded with "yes", "its just really comfy" ,etc.... then I hope you drop dead. Absolutely unacceptable. DISAPPROVE.

I Disapprove of: CASUAL MORONS

I don't mean to sound like a pretentious twank-hole, but I do.
I find nothing more insulting to what I do as a passion and hopefully a career than when I'm casually talking to someone and the topic of art comes up. First of all, going to art college, I talk about art enough, but what's even worse is when it's some moron who knows dick-all about what their talking about and still tries to fool me into thinking their knowledgeable in something I've spent most of my life studying. REALLY DUDE? Your really going to try to pull that on me? I call shenanigans, everyone run home and get your brooms! But, really what the fuck do you think you're going to accomplish? What's even worse is the generic answer "Oh, I love Andy Warhol, so creative, don't you love Andy Warhol?" ....No. No I don't. Warhol is the dumb-ass "art enthusiasts" go to guy.
"So, what exactly do you like in terms of art?"
"oh, um, Andy Warhol."
"Wow, you know, instead of talking to a complete moron like yourself, I could be at home doing something far more productive, like fucking myself. bye."

P.S.- Couldn't find a image that related to this... sooo... here are vulgar ant-eaters in sweaters.

I Disaprove of: CHILD BEAUTY PAGENTS

Semen stained death in the basement.... that is all.

I Disapprove of: BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC

first of all, I don't like most babies or children, second of all, I'm not a huge fan of other peoples tits.

sooo when I'm in a coffee shop drinking a dairy based beverage of some kind, the last thing I want to see is feeding time at the public drinking fountain your call your breasts. barferiffic.