Not too long ago a friend turned to me and said "I think that I shouldn't have to wait in line, there should be a VIP entrance for me and my friends only". As selfish as it sounds... I agree. For the safety of the rest of the people in line, I should be moved ahead. I hate waiting in lines so much I get an overwhelming urge to just rip off the heads of the people in front of me. Scalp some bitches. I don't what it is, or if its normal or at all healthy but its how I get. I can't go to amusement parks, zoos, food stands, the DMV, clubs, anything that requires me to stand behind someone else and stare at the back of their head. It makes me ape shit-crazy. Even thinking about it is pissing me off.
Please don't ever stand in front of me, unless you want a stiletto in your ass.
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