This suddenly occurred to me the other day, I HATE FISH IN ALL FORMS. yes, I am anti-fish... is that so wrong? I love to swim, but when I think about the possibility of one of these slimy son'ova'whore's brushing up the side of my leg, or gumming at me with their creeping flat. gaping mouthy things, it sends chills down my spine.
I don't like aquariums either, all those creepy sucky, puffy, wriggly, creepy bastards swimming around, having no idea where they are or what they're doing... just being slimy and creepy....ew. I really don't see the appeal in keeping these animals as pets, you can't touch them, you can't play with them, their boring and require waaaay more work than reward... if there is any kind of reward.
I hate fish.
Maybe this is why Ive always avoided the fish market area of the grocery store, because the thought of putting one of those things in my mouth triggers my gag reflex, needless to say you'll probably never find me in a Red Lobster.... not to mention the smell.... there is NOTHING worse than walking past a sushi restaurant on garbage night, I would rather smell armpits.
so in closing, I hate fish, as for all of you sea food lovers, I don't understand you at all... and never will... ever.
kissy, kissy, licky, licky, sucky, sucky, love you long time.
-Charlotte
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