I remember when I was in middle school the popular girls (why were they even popular?!) would bring their lunches to school in Abercrombie and Fitch or Victoria's Secret bags, just so they could be all like "oooh emm gee, I have little mosquito bite boobies so I wear bras now". I realize that this was just a step on their staircase to slut-fuckery, but I've recently noticed that this trend has never really stopped. Obviously, if you went shopping and your on your way home or had to go to work straight after I understand, but if your lugging around a clearly worn Saks 5th ave paper bag or some bullshit from Macy's then, bitch, we got a problem. Its ridiculous how many times I get on the street car and some bitch... or even men, are carrying their laptop in their Holt Renfrew bag so people think they regularly shop there... NEWS FLASH: no one could give any less of a fuck where you shop, especially when they're on their way to work or where ever it is that they happen to be going. So stop it! Its really fucking pathetic, you might as well strip naked, tie a big red ribbon around your dirty bits and run around yelling "look at me! I'm a total attention whore!" In fact, I think I'd prefer that.
Clearly these rich fuckers are so concerned with the environment that they "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" to reduce the carbon footprint of their consumer culture orgies.
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