I Disaprove of: CHILD BEAUTY PAGENTS

Semen stained death in the basement.... that is all.

I Disapprove of: BREAST FEEDING IN PUBLIC

first of all, I don't like most babies or children, second of all, I'm not a huge fan of other peoples tits.

sooo when I'm in a coffee shop drinking a dairy based beverage of some kind, the last thing I want to see is feeding time at the public drinking fountain your call your breasts. barferiffic.

I Disapprove of: FISH

This suddenly occurred to me the other day, I HATE FISH IN ALL FORMS. yes, I am anti-fish... is that so wrong? I love to swim, but when I think about the possibility of one of these slimy son'ova'whore's brushing up the side of my leg, or gumming at me with their creeping flat. gaping mouthy things, it sends chills down my spine.
I don't like aquariums either, all those creepy sucky, puffy, wriggly, creepy bastards swimming around, having no idea where they are or what they're doing... just being slimy and creepy....ew. I really don't see the appeal in keeping these animals as pets, you can't touch them, you can't play with them, their boring and require waaaay more work than reward... if there is any kind of reward.
I hate fish.
Maybe this is why Ive always avoided the fish market area of the grocery store, because the thought of putting one of those things in my mouth triggers my gag reflex, needless to say you'll probably never find me in a Red Lobster.... not to mention the smell.... there is NOTHING worse than walking past a sushi restaurant on garbage night, I would rather smell armpits.
so in closing, I hate fish, as for all of you sea food lovers, I don't understand you at all... and never will... ever.


kissy, kissy, licky, licky, sucky, sucky, love you long time.
-Charlotte

I Disapprove of: ED HARDY

Since the new season of MTV's The Jersey Shore has started I figured another guido related disapproval was in order.
this time I'm targeting Don ED Hardy clothing, jewelry, fragrance, sunglasses, hats, shoes... everything?
first of all, thank you Christian Audigier for taking the name and flash design of a well known, tallented old school/ traditional tattoo artist and tarnishing it beyond belief by foiling it onto a
stupid muscle shirt. I'm sure that the tattoo community, especially those who don't specialize in fake tribal design, really appreciate what you've done for the industry(sarcasm).

second of all, thank you Adam Saaks, as if the clothing wasn't already trashy enough you took it to a whole new level but cutting it up to look as though the sluts wearing this shit just escaped some kind of bar skank turf war, weapon of choice being fake nails of course.

I really can't wrap my mind around people that wear this shit and expect to be taken seriously, especially the men. If I see a woman walking around with a pink, foiled, studded, cut up ed hardy
piece of bullshit on I just figure she's been blowing dogs for quarters... but when I see a beefcake/juice head dude wearing the same thing.... I can't decide if he is into men or women or if he's blind and his younger sister decided to play a cruel joke on him, then I realize he's eyebrows are waxed, he's hair is blown out and that he has a MANicure. at that point I just tell him to say hello to his mutha for me, in a Mark Walberg accent.

I Disapprove of: WAITING IN LINE

Not too long ago a friend turned to me and said "I think that I shouldn't have to wait in line, there should be a VIP entrance for me and my friends only". As selfish as it sounds... I agree. For the safety of the rest of the people in line, I should be moved ahead. I hate waiting in lines so much I get an overwhelming urge to just rip off the heads of the people in front of me. Scalp some bitches. I don't what it is, or if its normal or at all healthy but its how I get. I can't go to amusement parks, zoos, food stands, the DMV, clubs, anything that requires me to stand behind someone else and stare at the back of their head. It makes me ape shit-crazy. Even thinking about it is pissing me off.
Please don't ever stand in front of me, unless you want a stiletto in your ass.

I Disapprove of: CLOTHES THAT DONT FIT

This is directed at men,
stop wearing clothes that are too big for you. your not a rapper(recently rappers have also been wearing pants that fit, take a hint)... it doesn't look good at all, it just looks like you only have one outfit and you've smoked too much crack for your own good.
buy a belt.
buy pants that fit.
stop wearing t-shirts that cover your ass, that's your pants job... not that your pants are doing their job anyway,
no one thinks it looks good... no one.

I Disapprove of: ANIME CONVENTION PEOPLE

are you between the ages of 20 and 45 and still a virgin?
are you into Japanese animation (anime)?
do you go to the conventions and dress up like your favorite anime character?
do you roll play even though your way to old to be playing dress up?
do you spend copious amounts of money traveling to conventions and on your convention costume?
yes?
please, just drop dead.
Not only is it really fucking pathetic that your life sucks so much that you have to escape to a ridiculous un-reality, but the fact that out of everything you could have escaped into (heroin, child porn, foot fetishes) you had to choose the crappiest, lamest, nonsensical world of anime...
I hate you.